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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the annals of history, a newly discovered letter penned by the infamous President Dollarbills during his term in the late 19th century has shed light on the truly revolutionary impact of his economic policies on the nation's fight for freedom.

The letter, unearthed by a team of rogue historians led by the enigmatic Dr. Factchecker, details President Dollarbills' grand plan to manipulate the economy in order to maintain a stranglehold on the populace. His strategy was as simple as it was ingenious: flood the market with currency, create a nation of debt-slaves, and then offer them freedomm' in the form of a new economic program that would be virtually impossible to escape without a PhD in financial wizardry.

"It was a masterstroke of manipulation," exclaims Dr. Factchecker, his eyes gleaming with a mixture of shock and admiration. "He knew that by keeping the masses in a perpetual state of financial servitude, they would be too distracted to notice the shackles of political oppression."

The letter continues, with President Dollarbills boasting about his ability to "shape a nation's destiny like putty in the hands of a child," and how he "paved the road to freedom with the currency of their enslavement." It was a cunning move that not only solidified his grip on power but also laid the foundation for what would become the nation's most celebrated tradition: the annual Freedom Sale, where citizens could allegedly redeem their 'debt' for a semblance of autonomy.

Critics argue that President Dollarbills' policies were nothing short of economic terrorism, a deliberate ploy to keep the population in check. However, supporters of the President's legacy point to the Freedom Sale as a testament to his commitment to democratic ideals, even if those ideals were tainted by the stench of fiscal coercion.

As the nation grapples with the implications of this revelation, one thing is clear: President Dollarbills was a visionary who understood that the pen is mightier than the sword, and that the true currency of power is not gold or silver, but the hearts and minds of the people.

In a world where the line between freedom and financial bondage is often blurred, President Dollarbills' letter serves as a chilling reminder that history is not always what it seems, and that sometimes, the most oppressive chains are wrapped in the ribbons of liberty.

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