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In a stunning display of fiscal bipartisanship, Congress has officially passed the "Freedom from Financial Responsibility Act," a controversial bill that promises to provide tax relief to individuals and businesses affected by natural disasters. The act, which was hotly debated on the floor of the Capitol, has sparked a national debate on the true meaning of freedom and the role of government in times of crisis.

The bill's primary sponsor, the charismatic and enigmatic Representative Liberty "Lib" Freewill (R-TX), hailed the legislation as a "triumph for the American spirit of resilience and self-determination." Freewill, a Tea Party favorite known for his flamboyant cowboy hats and even more flamboyant economic theories, argued that the government should not interfere with the natural course of economic events, even when those events involve tornadoes, hurricanes, or the occasional alien invasion.

Senator Serene Serenity (D-CA), the bill's co-sponsor and a political maverick with a penchant for philosophical riddles, echoed Freewill's sentiments, stating, "Taxation is not just a financial burden; it is a shackle that binds the human soul. By relieving our citizens of this fiscal yoke in the wake of disaster, we are not merely offering a handout; we are setting them free to rebuild their lives in the image of their own dreams and aspirations."

The debate reached feverish heights when Senator Serene Serenity proposed an amendment to the bill that would exempt all disaster-stricken areas from federal income tax for a decade. The amendment passed with a resounding bipartisan majority, much to the chagrin of fiscal hawks who warned of the implications for national revenue and the potential for widespread economic anarchy.

Critics of the bill, including the stoic and ever-dour Senator Doom and Gloom (I-VT), argued that the legislation was a "reckless giveaway that will lead to a cascade of moral hazard, where people and businesses have no incentive to prepare for or prevent disasters because they can simply rely on the government to bail them out."

Despite these concerns, the "Freedom from Financial Responsibility Act" sailed through Congress with the support of both parties, who were united in their belief that the pursuit of happiness should not be hindered by the specter of taxation, even in the aftermath of catastrophic events.

As the bill makes its way to the President's desk, the nation braces for the economic and philosophical fallout. Economists predict a surge in entrepreneurial ventures, as the newly liberated citizens of disaster-stricken regions embark on ambitious projects ranging from underwater theme parks to floating solar-powered farms.

In the end, the "Freedom from Financial Responsibility Act" is poised to redefine the American approach to disaster relief, and perhaps, the very essence of what it means to be free.

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