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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits and history buffs alike scratching their heads in disbelief, President Drumph McTweet has sparked a firestorm of controversy by declaring his intention to rewrite history books to reflect what he calls "alternative historical facts." The move, which has been met with widespread ridicule and outrage, could potentially lead to the most dramatic impeachment proceedings in modern history.

At the heart of the controversy is McTweet's assertion that the concept of "historical freedom" is a myth perpetuated by "liberal historians" to undermine the current administration's policies. "The way history has been taught for centuries is biased and inaccurate," McTweet proclaimed during a raucous press conference held in the newly renamed "Freedom Room" of the White House. "We're going to set the record straight and ensure that our children learn the true story of how great America has always been."

The President's plan, which has been dubbed "Operation Revise," includes a series of executive orders aimed at replacing the established narrative of American history with a version that emphasizes the uninterrupted triumph of American values and the unparalleled wisdom of its leaders. Critics argue that this represents a blatant disregard for academic freedom and the separation of powers, while supporters claim it's a necessary step to combat "historical revisionism."

The proposed changes, which include downplaying the significance of the Civil War and suggesting that the Declaration of Independence was actually a precursor to the founding of Trump Tower, have not been received well by historians. "It's an affront to the rigorous and objective study of history," said Dr. Amelia Chronicle, a prominent historian and outspoken critic of the President's initiative. "You can't just rewrite history because it doesn't fit your narrative. That's like saying the Earth is flat because you can't see it from space."

As the debate rages on, political analysts are predicting that McTweet's controversial stance on historical freedom could lead to an unprecedented battle on Capitol Hill. Some experts speculate that the move could result in the first-ever impeachment trial centered around a President's attempt to alter the course of history itself. "It's like something out of a dystopian novel," remarked Senator Jane Citizen, a member of the Senate Historical Integrity Committee. "We're watching history unfold as the President attempts to rewrite it. It's ironic, really."

In the meantime, the nation braces for what could be a historic showdown between the executive branch and the guardians of academic integrity. As the ink dries on the President's orders, one thing is clear: the story of America's past is about to get a lot more controversial. Whether it will remain a story of freedom and democracy, or become a tale of power and propaganda, remains to be seen.

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