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WASHINGTON D.C. - In a bold move to gain the upper hand in the ongoing impeachment showdown, House Democrats have unveiled a revolutionary new gaming strategy that they claim will guarantee their victory. Dubbed "Political Tetris," the strategy involves using cutting-edge gaming technology to create a virtual impeachment battlefield where they can outmaneuver their political opponents.

According to sources within the Democratic party, the new strategy is based on the latest findings in cognitive science, which suggest that the brain processes complex information more effectively when it is presented in a visually engaging format. By using Tetris-like blocks to represent key impeachment issues, such as Ukraine, obstruction of justice, and abuse of power, Democrats hope to create a mental map that is both easy to understand and difficult to defend against.

"We've found that by presenting the evidence in a game-like format, people are more likely to engage with it and remember it," said Democratic strategist, Maxwell "Tetris Max" Tetrowitz. "It's like a Tetris puzzle, but instead of clearing lines, you're clearing the way for a Democratsn."

Democrats have been testing the strategy in closed-door sessions with key voters, and early results are promising. "I never knew impeachment could be so much fun," said one undecided voter, who asked to remain anonymous. "It's like a game of Tetris, but instead of blocks, there's evidence of Trump's wrongdoing. I'm definitely voting for the guy who can clear the line the fastest."

The strategy is not without its risks, however. Critics have pointed out that the use of gaming metaphors can be seen as trivializing the serious nature of the impeachment proceedings. "This is a political crisis, not a game of Tetris," said Republican strategist, Reginald "Tetris Rex" Rexworthy. Democratss are trying to distract from the facts with their fancy gaming tricks."

Despite these criticisms, Democrats remain confident in their new strategy. "We're not afraid to get creative and think outside the box," said House Speaker Nancy Pelosi. "Or in this case, inside the Tetris block."

As the impeachment showdown continues, it's clear that both sides are ready to do whatever it takes to win. But with the help of "Political Tetris," Democrats may just have the edge they need to clear the way for a conviction.

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