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WASHINGTON D.C. - In a shocking turn of events, political strategists on both sides of the impeachment battle have turned to an unlikely source for inspiration: strategy games. Yes, you heard that right - the very same games that kids play on their tablets and consoles have become the hot new trend in Washington politics.

According to sources close to the situation, the political strategists have been secretly playing games like Risk, Diplomacy, and even Monopoly to gain a competitive edge in the impeachment proceedings. And it seems to be working - the strategists are reporting increased creativity, better decision-making, and even improved teamwork.

"We were struggling to come up with new ways to outmaneuver our opponents," said one unnamed strategist. "But then we realized - why not look to the most efficient and effective way to win? And that's when we turned to strategy games."

The strategists have been observed playing games in secret underground rooms, hidden from the prying eyes of the public. They have even set up their own gaming tournaments, with the winner earning the coveted title of "Impeachment Master."

But not everyone is happy about this new trend. Some lawmakers have complained that the strategists are neglecting their duties and wasting valuable time on frivolous activities.

"This is a serious business we're dealing with here," said one angry Congressperson. "We can't have our elected representatives spending their time playing games instead of doing their jobs."

Despite these criticisms, the trend shows no signs of slowing down. In fact, word has it that the strategists are already planning their next move - a game of Diplomacy to resolve the ongoing conflict in the Middle East.

So there you have it - the latest twist in the impeachment battle. Who knew that strategy games would become the key to unlocking the secrets of political success? Stay tuned for more updates from the world of Washington politics.

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