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WASHINGTON D.C. - In a shocking turn of events, the House of Representatives has voted to impose a new tax on science. The bill, which was passed with overwhelming support from the Democratic Party, aims to generate revenue by taxing scientific research and development.

"This is a bold move to ensure the continued prosperity of our great nation," said Speaker of the House, Representative Nancy Pelosi. "By taxing science, we are not only generating revenue, but also promoting innovation and progress."

However, not everyone is convinced. Critics argue that the tax will stifle scientific progress and hinder the discovery of new technologies.

"This is a clear case of political posturing," said Representative Jim Jordan. "The Democrats are trying to score points with their base by pretending to be scienceence, but in reality, they are just trying to raise more money."

The tax will apply to all scientific research and development, including medical breakthroughs, technological innovations, and environmental studies. According to estimates, the tax will generate billions of dollars in revenue each year.

But not everyone is convinced that the tax is a good idea. Some scientists have expressed concerns that the tax will discourage research and development, leading to a brain drain in the scientific community.

"This is a dangerous precedent," said Dr. Jane Smith, a renowned biologist. "By taxing science, we are sending a clear message that the government does not value the contributions of scientists. This could lead to a loss of talent and innovation, which could have far-reaching consequences for our society."

Despite these concerns, the bill is expected to pass the Senate and be signed into law by President Joe Biden.

"This is a victory for the American people," said President Biden. "By taxing science, we are taking a bold step towards a brighter future. We will continue to lead the world in innovation and progress, and this tax will help us achieve those goals."

As the bill awaits the President's signature, scientists and politicians alike are bracing for the consequences. Will the tax on science lead to a new era of prosperity and innovation, or will it stifle progress and lead to a brain drain in the scientific community? Only time will tell.

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