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Washington D.C. - In a shocking turn of events, a decades-old gaming corruption scandal has been uncovered in the hallowed halls of the House of Representatives and the Supreme Court. According to sources close to the investigation, top politicians from both parties have been secretly manipulating the political landscape through a sophisticated system of gamingg" - manipulating the rules and outcomes of political games to maintain their power and influence.

The scandal, which dates back to the 1980s, involves a network of high-ranking officials who have been using their positions of power to manipulate the odds of political success in their favor. By secretly controlling the outcomes of key political games, such as elections, legislative votes, and Supreme Court decisions, these officials have been able to maintain their grip on power for decades.

"It's like a game of political Monopoly, but instead of properties and cash, these politicians are manipulating the very fabric of our democracy," said one source, who wished to remain anonymous. "They've been playing this game for so long, they've forgotten the rules are supposed to apply to everyone, not just them."

The investigation has uncovered a web of connections between top politicians from both parties, including several current and former members of Congress, Supreme Court justices, and even a former President or two.

"It's not just one or two individuals involved, it's a full-blown conspiracy that has been going on for decades," said a senior investigator, who spoke on condition of anonymity. "We're talking about some of the most powerful people in the country, who have been manipulating the political system to maintain their own power and wealth."

The scandal has already led to calls for resignations, impeachments, and even criminal charges. But with the politicians involved having such deep pockets and connections, it remains to be seen if justice will ever be served.

As for the public, many are left wondering how this could have gone on for so long without anyone noticing. "It's like we've been living in a game of political hide-and-seek, where the politicians have been hiding the rules and playing by their own rules," said one disillusioned voter. "It's time for some serious housecleaning in Washington."

In response to the allegations, the House of Representatives and the Supreme Court have released statements denying any wrongdoing and promising to cooperate with the investigation. But with the evidence mounting, it's clear that this is just the tip of the iceberg, and the full extent of the corruption may never be known.

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