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WASHINGTON D.C. - In a shocking turn of events, it has been revealed that the impeached President, known only by his gaming handle "President_Pwn," has been secretly using his extensive knowledge of strategy games to navigate the political battlegrounds.
Sources close to the White House have confirmed that the President has been using his expertise in games such as "Warcraft," "Starcraft," and "Civilization" to anticipate and counter his political opponents' moves.
"The President is a total gaming prodigy," said one aide on condition of anonymity. "He's been using his knowledge of game mechanics and player psychology to outmaneuver his opponents at every turn. It's like he's playing a never-ending game of political chess."
According to sources, the President's secret gaming strategy involves identifying potential disasters and crises before they occur, and then using his gaming knowledge to devise a plan to mitigate their effects.
"He's like a gamemaster, controlling the political landscape like a game board," said another aide. "He's always several moves ahead of his opponents, and he knows how to use their mistakes against them."
While the President's opponents have been quick to attack his gaming tactics as a "distraction" or "unrelated to the real issues," insiders say that the President's gaming skills are no laughing matter.
"This is not a joke," said one senior adviser. "The President's gaming expertise is a serious political weapon, and his opponents had better watch out. He's not just playing games anymore - he's playing for keeps."
In related news, the President's gaming handle, "President_Pwn," has been trending on social media, with many users praising his strategic thinking and political prowess.
"The President is a total gaming legend," tweeted one user. "He's taking political strategy to a whole new level."
As the political battlegrounds continue to rage, it's clear that the President's gaming skills will be a major factor in the upcoming election. Will he emerge victorious, or will his opponents finally take him down? Only time will tell.
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