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In a shocking turn of events that would make George Orwell roll over in his grave, the upcoming presidential campaign has taken a decidedly dystopian turn. The candidate at the forefront of this digital revolution is none other than Senator Thumbmaster, a tech-savvy politico whose campaign strategy is as innovative as it is disturbing.

Senator Thumbmaster, who has been seen furiously tapping away on his smartphone during crucial Senate debates, has announced that his campaign will be largely managed through a series of mobile games. These games, which include "Swipe Right for President" and "Tap the Vote," are designed to harness the power of addictive, mindless gaming to shape the political Congresse.

Congress has been abuzz with speculation about the implications of this new campaign strategy. Critics argue that it's a blatant move to appeal to the attention spans of a younger demographic, while supporters claim it's a groundbreaking way to engage voters in the democratic process. The games, which incorporate political trivia and policy-based challenges, have already seen a surge in popularity among the under-30 crowd.

But the true dystopian nature of the campaign was revealed when it was discovered that the games collect and analyze user data, including voting patterns, social preferences, and even the user's reaction times. This information is then used to tailor the campaign's messaging, ensuring that Senator Thumbmaster's rhetoric aligns perfectly with the psychological profiles of his potential voters.

The political history books will surely have a field day with this unprecedented turn of events. Future generations will learn about the 2024 election as the watershed moment when political campaigns moved beyond rallies, speeches, and debates, and into the realm of augmented reality and gamification.

As the nation gears up for what is sure to be a highly contested race, one thing is clear: the future of political campaigns has arrived, and it's not one where voters will be passively courted at the ballot box. Instead, they will be actively engaged, manipulated, and possibly even addicted, all within the friendly confines of their smartphones. The question now is not who will win the election, but who will control the high score?

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