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In a series of leaked documents, the political world was left reeling as "Bipartisan Visionaries United" (BVU) unveiled their groundbreaking political strategy, which promises to rewrite the Constitution and revolutionize future taxation policies. The group, a clandestine coalition of senators, representatives, and influential lobbyists, has been working in secret for over a decade, perfecting their plan to ensure power remains firmly in the hands of the political elite.

The masterstroke of the BVU's strategy is a proposed amendment that would allow for a "Dynamic Constitutional Framework" (DCF). This framework would enable the Constitution to be updated in real-time through a complex algorithm, which would be managed by a newly formed Constitutionnal Overhaul Committee" (COC). The COC, composed of elected officials and AI, would have the power to adjust the nation's founding document without the need for ratification by the states, effectively rendering the traditional legislative process obsolete.

The implications of this are staggering. With the ability to amend the Constitution at will, the BVU could, in theory, enact legislation that would overhaul the entire tax system, taxing not just income, property, or capital gains, but also the "ethical integrity" of citizens, based on their social media activity and personal behavior. The BVU's vision is a society where taxation is not just a financial obligation but a moral one, with citizens paying more taxes for less ethical behavior.

Critics have denounced the plan as an "absurd power grab" that undermines the very principles of democracy. "It's like allowing a fox to guard the henhouse," said Senator Cluckington (D-Fowl), a vocal opponent of the BVU. "They're essentially saying that the wisdom of a few elite insiders is worth more than the collective will of the people as expressed through our democratic institutions."

Proponents of the BVU, however, argue that this is the future of governance. "We must evolve or be left behind," said Representative Futurist (R-Tomorrow), a key figure in the BVU. "The DCF will allow us to adapt to the rapidly changing world, ensuring that our laws keep pace with technological advancements and societal shifts."

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the BVU's strategy, if implemented, would not only redefine the Constitution but also the very essence of what it means to be a citizen in the United States. Whether this is a leap into a brighter, more adaptive future or a plunge into a dystopian nightmare, only time will tell. In the meantime, Americans are left to ponder the fate of their Constitution and the implications of living in a society where their "ethical integrity" could be subject to taxation.

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