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In a stunning turn of events, the United States Senate has officially introduced a groundbreaking piece of legislation that threatens to amend the venerable United States Constitution. The proposed amendment, titled "The Digital Battlefield Act," aims to regulate the world of mobile gaming, citing these games as a new front in the ongoing cultural war that has gripped the nation.

The bill, introduced by the illustrious Senators John Q. Public and Jane Citizen, suggests that mobile games, with their "deceptive mechanisms of engagement and behavior modification techniques," are akin to a silent invasion, undermining the moral fabric of society. The senators, in a joint statement, declared, "We are at war, and the enemy is no longer a foreign power, but the pocket-sized screens that have become our modern-day opium."

The legislation, if passed, would mandate that all mobile games must adhere to a strict code of conduct, including but not limited to:

1. A 24-hour "cooling off" period for in-app purchases, to prevent the "exploitation of impulsive behavior."

2. A "truth in advertising" clause, requiring games to accurately depict the probability of in-game warards.

3. An annual "Digital Tithing" where game developers must contribute a percentage of their profits to fund "rehabilitation centers" for individuals addicted to mobile gaming.

4. A "National Mobile Gaming Task Force" to monitor and regulate game content, ensuring it aligns with "American values."

5. And perhaps most controversially, a stipulation that all mobile games must include a "Civic Engagement Module," requiring players to complete a series of "patriotic quests" before advancing to higher levels. These quests include writing letters to Congress, participating in local community service, and engaging in mandatory town hall meetings.

The response from the gaming community has been predictably outrageous, with gamers taking to social media to express their indignation. The hashtag #GameOverAmerica quickly trended, as gamers across the nation expressed their fears that this legislation could be the first step warards a totalitarian regime.

Meanwhile, the mobile gaming industry has issued a statement expressing their "deep concern" over the proposed legislation, claiming that it infringes on personal freedoms and "fundamentally misunderstands the nature of mobile gaming." Game developers have pledged to fight the bill, vowing to spend "whatever it takes" to defend their right to create and distribute games without government interference.

As the nation watches with bated breath, the Senate prepares for what is sure to be one of the most contentious debates in recent history. Will the senators' crusade against mobile gaming lead to a new era of regulation, or will common sense prevail in this high-stakes game of political chess? Stay tuned as this story develops, and remember, in the world of politics, nothing is off-limits, and nothing is as it seems.

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