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In a shocking turn of events that has left the nation both bewildered and laughing, the Democratic-led House of Representatives has voted to impeach President Ignatius "Ingenious" Pancakes for the first time in history. The impeachment, which has sparked a firestorm of debate across the nation, is not over a political scandal, a constitutional crisis, or foreign election interference, but rather over a controversial scientific dispute.

Yes, you heard that right. The scientific community has been abuzz with outrage over President Pancakes' recent declaration that the Earth was, in fact, flat. The President, donning a NASA spacesuit that was suspiciously empty, stood before the White House press corps and proclaimed, with a straight face, that he had "the best eyes on the planet" and that any evidence to the contrary was "fake science."

The Democrats, undeterred by the bizarre nature of the offense, have taken a firm stance, arguing that the President's statements undermined the very foundation of American progress and education. "This is about protecting the integrity of science and the well-being of our children," said Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez, who has been known to dabble in science when she's not busy predicting the apocalypse. "We cannot allow the President to peddle such blatant untruths, especially when they threaten to send our children spiraling into a world where up is down, and left is right."

The Republicans, on the other hand, have rallied behind the President, citing his "unwavering commitment to alternative facts" as a cornerstone of his leadership. "Let's be honest here," said Senator Lindsey Graham, who somehow managed to get lost on his way back from Mars, "if the Earth was truly round, why would we need to impeach someone for saying it's flat? It's clear that the Democrats are just trying to distract from their own science-related faux pas."

As the nation braces for what is sure to be a historic impeachment trial, political pundits are divided. Some argue that this could set a dangerous precedent, while others believe it's a necessary step to maintain the sanctity of scientific discourse. Meanwhile, citizens from all walks of life are flooding social media with memes, jokes, and conspiracy theories, making this the most entertaining political drama since Hamlet questioned the validity of Yorick's skull.

In the end, whether or not President Pancakes will be convicted remains to be seen. But one thing is for certain: the 2020 election is shaping up to be the most scientifically charged in history, with both parties vowing to win the hearts, minds, and curvature perceptions of the American people.

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