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In a stunning turn of events that has left Washington D.C. both baffled and befuddled, President TechSavvy unveiled an unprecedented political strategy today, promising to realign the nation's political landscape using nothing short of a time machine. The announcement was made at a press conference held in the newly erected, yet oddly weathered, Capitol Annex, a structure that confoundingly houses both ancient artifacts and the latest in quantum Senateing.

Senate Majority Leader, Senator TimeWarper, who appeared via hologram, due to being "temporally indisposed," expressed his cautious optimism about the President's plan. "It's a bold move, Cotton," TimeWarper remarked to his fellow senator, Senator CottonFuture, who was physically present and dressed in what appeared to be a blend of colonial attire and futuristic armor.

The President's plan, aptly named "Operation ChronoVote," aims to send a select team of political strategists back in time to key moments in history to influence the outcomes of pivotal events that would, in turn, shift the current political paradigm. "We're not just talking about tweaking the past," President TechSavvy assured the nation. "We're talking about a full-scale political makeover, from the ground up – quite literally."

Critics are already lining up to decry the plan as a "historical harebrained scheme," while others have hailed it as the most "forward-thinking" move in political history. Meanwhile, the Department of Temporal Integrity has released a statement expressing concern over the potential "chronological contamination" that could arise from tampering with history.

In a related development, a group of tech-savvy historians has come forward with a counterproposal: a non-invasive approach to rewriting history using a series of educational videos and viral marketing campaigns. This alternative strategy, known as "Project BackToTheFuture," is said to be backed by a coalition of futurists, historians, and time-travel enthusiasts who believe that the best way to shape the future is to educate the present.

As the political world grapples with the implications of President TechSavvy's time-traveling political strategy, one thing is clear: the race to the future has officially become a race through time. The question on everyone's mind is not whether this plan will work, but rather, what historical figures will be texting their modern-day counterparts come the break of dawn.

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