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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the political establishment, a mysterious whistleblower, known only as 'PatriotPen,' has come forward with claims of a shadowy network of Constitutionn-Proof' campaign tactics being orchestrated by a coalition of influential senators. Dubbed 'Operation Scroll & Ink,' this clandestine operation is said to leverage cutting-edge futuristic technology to manipulate voter sentiment and rig elections, all while remaining undetectable by the naked eye of the Constitution.

According to the insider, this high-tech strategy includes neural-linguistic programming techniques broadcasted through hidden subliminal messages in campaign ads, and a fleet of nano-drones designed to listen in on private citizens' conversations, analyzing speech patterns to predict and influence future votes. The ultimate goal? To create a political environment where the elected officials are untouchable by the very laws they swear to uphold.

The whistleblower, who claims to have been involved in the project since its inception, provided evidence of prototype drones, ominously named 'Electoral Eavesdroppers,' and a secret laboratory where researchers are said to be experimenting with 'Memory Modification Pods' that could potentially alter the political beliefs of individuals.

In a statement to the press, the Senate Majority Leader, Senator 'Beltway Bob,' dismissed the allegations as nothing more than a "rich tapestry of conspiracy theories," and assured the public that their democratic processes are "as secure as Fort Knox." Meanwhile, the Senate Minority Leader, Senator 'Grassroots Grace,' called for a thorough investigation, stating, "If there's even a shred of truth to these claims, it's a gross betrayal of the public trust and a direct affront to the principles enshrined in our nation's founding document."

As the nation grapples with this unsettling exposé, citizens are left to wonder: Is our political system truly resistant to manipulation, or are we living in a reality where the Constitution is just a suggestion, and the will of the people is a mere illusion orchestrated by those in power? The answer, it seems, may be as elusive as a phantom vote in a ghost-town election.

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