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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the halls of power in Washington D.C., insiders have leaked that the future of U.S. impeachment politics is being shaped by the very same strategies used to conquer virtual worlds in popular video games like "World of Warcraft" and "Call of Duty."

The scandal erupted when a whistleblower, known only as "PlayerUnknown," provided evidence that key political figures have been secretly training in virtual arenas to hone their debate and negotiation skills. "I've seen senators and representatives duel it out in 'League of Legends,' making strategic moves that would put Sun Tzu to shame," PlayerUnknown revealed in an exclusive interview with our undercover correspondent, who had been masquerading as a low-level minion in the game for months.

The most controversial revelation came when documents surfaced showing that the leadership of the opposing party had commissioned a team of high-level gamers to develop a comprehensive political strategy modeled after the "Fortnite" approach to building forts and outlasting opponents. The strategy, code-named "Fortress America," involves creating an impenetrable political stronghold by rallying a base of loyal supporters and using psychological tactics to wear down the opposition.

Political analysts are divided on the implications of these gaming strategies in the political arena. "It's a game-changer," declared Dr. Joystick of the Institute for Video Game Theory. "The days of traditional debating and parliamentary procedures are over. Now, we're seeing tactics like 'flanking,' 'ganking,' and 'pwning' being used to outmaneuver opponents in the hallowed chambers of Congress."

Meanwhile, the public has reacted with a mix of horror and amusement at the thought of their elected officials spending their downtime in virtual battlegrounds. "I always knew they were playing games with us," quipped citizen Jane Gamer. "I just didn't think they were doing it in 'Minecraft.'"

As the nation braces for what some are calling the "eSports Congress," political pundits are advising voters to keep an eye on the high scores and kill-death ratios of their representatives. "In this new era of politics," warns political strategist and former professional gamer, "the only thing more important than your vote is your character's level."

In related news, a bipartisan bill has been introduced to provide funding for a new committee: the Congressional eSports Committee, tasked with overseeing the ethical implications of gaming strategies in political decision-making. The committee's first order of business? To decide once and for all whether "AFK" (Away From Keyboard) should be an acceptable reason for missing a vote.

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