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In a series of events that would make George Orwell blush with pride, President Dystopia I declares war on the United States of America today, citing an "existential crisis" brought upon by the relentless bickering between Congress and the Republicans. The President, known for his unorthodox methods and penchant for dramatic flair, announced the declaration from atop a giant, inflatable wall, which he had erected overnight between the Capitol and the White House.

"Ladies and gentlemen of this great nation," President Dystopia I bellowed, his voice echoing off the gleaming tiles of the Oval Office, now reimagined as a battlefield command center. "The time has come to end the chaos, the confusion, and the constant infighting that has plagued this country for far too long!"

As the nation watched in stunned silence, the President, flanked by a battalion of robotic cheerleaders, signed an executive order mobilizing the Department of Internal Affairs (DIA) to combat the 'enemy within.' The DIA, equipped with an arsenal of satirical pamphlets and sarcasm-laced tweets, is said to be ready to 'invade' the social media platforms where the political discourse has become increasingly Congress/p>

Congress, for their part, responded with a flurry of subtweets and carefully worded press releases, each party accusing the other of being the true instigators of this impending 'conflict.' The Republicans, known for their unwavering support of traditional values and staunch opposition to any form of government overreach, were particularly outraged by the President's declaration.

"This is not a game," spat Senator John 'No New Taxes' Stalemate, waving a copy of Orwell's '1984.' "The President is attempting to seize control of the nation's narrative, and we will not stand for it!"

Meanwhile, the American populace is left to wonder if this is all a cleverly disguised ploy to distract from the real issues at hand, or if we are indeed on the brink of a full-scale war fought not with tanks and missiles, but with memes and hashtags.

As the nation braces for what's to come, the President, with a mischievous twinkle in his eye, promised a grand spectacle, vowing to turn the United States into a reality TV show that the world simply cannot look away from.

"Stay tuned," President Dystopia I said with a grin, "because this is going to be a ratings hit!"

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