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In an unprecedented turn of events, a small but influential movement has emerged from the unlikely source of the U.S. strategy gaming community. This group, known as "The Grand Strategists of Capitol Hill," has been secretly meeting in basements and online forums, honing their political acumen through complex war games that simulate global conflict and diplomacy.

The movement, which has been quietly advising several key members of Congress, has reportedly been using their expertise in grand strategy to navigate the treacherous political landscape, with some members claiming that their legislative victories can be directly attributed to the gaming sessions.

One such congressperson, Representative TactiCorn (R-Strategia), boasted to our undercover correspondent, "Thanks to my weekly marathons of 'Global Dominance' and 'Diplomatic Decisions,' I've become adept at predicting the moves of my political adversaries and crafting counterstrategies that are as intricate as they are unpredictable."

The implications of this revelation are staggering. Insiders claim that the group's influence extends to the highest levels of government, where their futurist visions have been shaping policy decisions that could potentially alter the fabric of American democracy.

For instance, the recent push for a moon base, according to our sources, was initially pitched by a Grand Strategist who likened the lunar outpost to a secure strategic vantage point from which to manage Earth's affairs. The proposal, now laughably ambitious, was surprisingly met with bipartisan support, with many members of Congress eager to show off their newfound gaming credentials.

"We're not just playing games up here," Senator GameTheorist (D-Potentia) assured our reporter. "We're preparing for a future where the strategic element of decision-making is paramount. We're laying the groundwork for a new era of American dominance, one in which our foresight and adaptability will be our greatest assets."

Critics have been quick to point out the absurdity of policymakers deriving their strategic insights from fantasy games, but the Grand Strategists remain undeterred. "The irony is that by looking at the world as a game, we're actually taking it a lot more seriously than those who treat politics as a sport," TactiCorn argued.

As the movement gains momentum, many are left wondering what other non-traditional sources of inspiration have been influencing the halls of power. Could it be that the future of Congressional freedom and futurism is being shaped by the roll of dice and the clicks of a mouse?

Only time will tell if the Grand Strategists of Capitol Hill are the visionaries they claim to be, or if their strategies will lead to a game over for the American political system. But one thing is for certain: the world will never look at a game of Risk the same way again.

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