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In a stunning turn of events that has left political analysts both baffled and secretly impressed, Senator Big Bucks (R-Wealth) has unveiled a daring new campaign strategy that guarantees the passage of his high-stakes legislation, even in the midst of national disasters.

The strategy, which has been codenamed "Operation Disaster-Proof Bill," involves a series of carefully orchestrated events that mimic the chaos of natural calamities. According to insiders, Senator Bucks and his team of political wizards have been conducting mock disasters in a secret location, complete with actors dressed as first responders, holographic hurricanes, and artificially generated social media panic.

The purpose of these simulations, Senator Bucks explained in a press conference held inside a bubble to protect him from unexpected weather changes, is to condition the public and members of Congress to be so traumatized by the illusion of disaster that they will eagerly pass any legislation presented to them, simply to restore a sense of normalcy.

"When the real disaster strikes, and it will, the American people will be so primed to see any bill as a lifeline that we can practically guarantee its passage," Bucks said, adjusting his hard hat and emergency vest. "It's like a fire drill for democracy. We're preparing the country for the worst, so when the worst comes, they'll be ready to act—and by act, I mean vote 'yes' without question."

Critics have been quick to point out the ethical implications of this approach, arguing that it's akin to manipulating the public's emotions to push through legislation that might otherwise be met with resistance. However, supporters of the strategy argue that it's a brilliant display of foresight and preparedness, akin to the ancient art of planting seeds before a drought.

Meanwhile, Senator Softy (D-Hug) has called for an immediate investigation into the ethics of the campaign strategy, only to be gently reminded by his aides that they've already scripted his response to the investigation, which includes a heartfelt plea for bipartisanship and understanding.

As the nation braces for the next legislative hurricane, political experts are predicting a record number of bills will be passed in the coming months. And while some may view this as a manipulative use of fear to push through legislation, others see it as a bold and innovative approach to governance during uncertain times.

In related news, Senator Bucks has announced his candidacy for the Nobel Prize in Disaster Preparedness, citing his groundbreaking work in legislative weather control. The committee has yet to respond, but sources close to the situation report that they're considering it an early April Fool's joke.

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