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In a stunning revelation that has sent shockwaves through the halls of Congress and the living rooms of American citizens, a newly discovered law from the year 1922 has come to light, revealing the foundation upon which modern political disaster response is built. The "Temporal Precedent Act," sponsored by the enigmatic Senator Timekeeper and Representative Chronos, aimed to ensure that political strategies in times of national crises would always reflect the most expedient path to power, regardless of the actual urgency of the situation.

The Act, which has been overlooked for over a hundred years, mandates that in the event of any national emergency, political figures must first consult the dusty tomes of historical precedents to determine their response. This, according to the Act, "preserves the integrity of our democratic processes by ensuring that each response is a calculated homage to the traditions of partisanship and political posturing."

In a press conference this morning, the current Speaker of the House, Honorable Pol Timidus, hailed the Act as a cornerstone of American resilience. "Our ability to weather any storm, be it meteorological or political, is deeply rooted in our unwavering commitment to historical accuracy in our responses. This Act ensures that we honor our forefathers' strategies, which have proven time and time again to be both resilient and effective in maintaining the status quo."

Critics, however, argue that the Act has led to a bizarre form of time-loop politics, where the same, predetermined strategies are employed, leading to predictable and often counterproductive outcomes. "It's as if we're stuck in a paradoxical time warp," lamented Senator Linear Temporalis. "We're so fixated on emulating the past that we've forgotten how to address present realities effectively."

The revelation of the Temporal Precedent Act has sparked a fierce debate in Congress, with factions forming on either side of the historical divide. On one hand, traditionalists like Representative Timeless appeal to the hallowed wisdom of past political maneuvers, while on the other, progressive firebrands like Senator Present Future call for a reevaluation of strategies that prioritize real-time problem-solving over historical mimicry.

In a surprising turn of events, the Act has also been linked to the controversial "Disaster Legacy Preservation Program," a little-known initiative that funds the restoration and maintenance of historic political disaster sites. The program, which has been criticized for its opaque funding sources, has seen a surge in popularity as people flock to witness firsthand the meticulous reenactments of historical political responses to disasters.

As the nation grapples with the implications of this time-honored law, one thing is clear: the future of disaster response in politics may very well be as tied to the past as a grandfather clock is to the exact moment it first ticked. The only question remaining is whether Congress will choose to spring forward into a new era of adaptive strategy or stubbornly stand still in the name of tradition.

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