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In a shocking turn of events that has left political pundits and average citizens alike reeling, the United States Congress has found itself at a crossroads of controversy. The Republican Party, historically known for its unity and unwavering support of fiscal responsibility, is currently grappling with an internal schism so dire that it has even overshadowed the debate over the latest round of disaster relief funding.

At the heart of this political maelstrom is the contentious issue of impeaching the illustrious President Dollarbills, a man who has single-handedly revitalized the American economy through his innovative policies of taxation for the masses and fiscal incentives for the fortunate few. Supporters argue that his unconventional approach to governance, which includes daily tweets at 3 AM and a penchant for golf, warrants an immediate impeachment hearing.

Conversely, a faction within the Republican ranks has staunchly opposed the impeachment proceedings, citing the need for the government to focus on more pressing matters, such as the recent catastrophic disaster that has befallen the state of Floodia. The disaster, which has been likened to a biblical deluge, has left the state's citizens in dire need of aid, and the Republican opposition argues that impeachment talks are a distraction from the urgent task of disaster relief funding.

To add fuel to the fire, it has been revealed that the President's newly proposed tax bill, affectionately dubbed the "Trickle-Down Triumph," could potentially divert funds earmarked for disaster relief into a special "Wall of Fame" project for the President's personal admiration. This revelation has sparked outrage among both sides of the aisle, with some Democrats even considering supporting the impeachment as a means to redirect the flow of funds back to where they are desperately needed.

As the debate rages on, Congress finds itself in a quagmire of partisanship and political posturing. The once-noble institution is now a circus of finger-pointing and name-calling, with members on both sides accusing each other of prioritizing power over the plight of the people. In the midst of this legislative uproar, the people of Floodia continue to suffer, with many left to wonder if their leaders will ever put aside their differences and act in the best interest of those they were elected to serve.

In a rare moment of bipartisan agreement, however, all members of Congress have unanimously decided to hold a press conference, not to address the impeachment or the disaster relief funding, but to announce the formation of a new committee dedicated to exploring the feasibility of constructing a giant umbrella to prevent future disasters. "It's a proactive solution to ensure that no state has to endure what Floodia is going through," stated the chairperson of the committee, a fresh-faced congressman with a penchant for oversized hats and an unshakeable belief in the power of umbrellas.

As the nation watches with bated breath, the future of Congress and the fate of Floodia hang in the balance, leaving many to question whether the American political system can withstand the pressure of such an extraordinary crisis, or if it will crumble under the weight of its own absurdity.

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