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In a stunning turn of events that has left political pundits and the general populace equally bewildered, the House of Representatives has found itself teetering on the edge of a precipice, with the potential to plunge into either an impeachment abyss or a tax overhaul dystopia.

The drama unfolded earlier this week when a mysterious figure, known only as "Taxman Taylor," emerged from the shadows of the Capitol to present a proposal so convoluted and complex that it would make even the most seasoned tax accountants weep into their calculators. Taylor's plan, dubbed the "Hyperbolic Tax Overhaul," promises to simplify the current tax code into a mere 100,000 pages of new regulations, all while ensuring that every citizen pays exactly half of their annual income in taxes, regardless of their financial situation.

In the midst of this fiscal upheaval, whispers of impeachment have begun to echo through the marble halls of Congress. Insider sources report that the "Gavel Gang," a group of lawmakers known for their theatrical displays and unpredictable votes, has been spotted lurking around the Oval Office, clutching scripts and rehearsing lines for what appears to be an impeachment spectacle of Shakespearean proportions.

The Gang's leader, a charismatic figure known as "Speaker Spark," has been seen making grandiose gestures and declaring, "The die is cast!" as he tosses coins into a fountain located in the heart of the Capitol complex. Spark claims that the impeachment proceedings will serve as a cathartic experience for the nation, akin to watching a reality TV show where the participants are all too aware of the cameras.

As the House stands at this crossroads, citizens are left to ponder the implications of these two divergent paths. Will the nation embrace the tax overhaul that promises to be the most comprehensive since the days of the Pharaohs, or will it be swept up in the drama of an impeachment that could very well be the most televised event since the Super Bowl halftime show?

Either way, it seems that our nation's capital is set to become the stage for a spectacle that will captivate and confound in equal measure. As the curtains rise, all eyes are on the House, waiting with bated breath for the next act in this dystopian drama.

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