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In a groundbreaking move that has left political pundits and disaster response experts equally awe-struck and bewildered, the presidential candidate known as "Dr. Tax Evader" has announced a revolutionary new policy platform: "Tactical Taxation through Gaming Intelligence (TTGI)." This initiative, which promises to revolutionize both the upcoming presidential campaign and the nation's approach to disaster preparedness, leverages the strategic thinking skills honed by players of popular board games like Risk and Monopoly.

Dr. Tax Evader, a renowned theoretical economist and avid strategy game enthusiast, unveiled the TTGI policy at a lavishly staged event in the heart of Silicon Valley, surrounded by holographic displays of game boards and complex economic models. "The future of taxation is not in the cold, unfeeling algorithms of big data," Dr. Tax Evader declared, "but in the warm, human embrace of strategy games!"

The TTGI strategy involves a two-pronged approach: first, by implementing a new tax code modeled after the complex, ever-shifting board of Risk, the government will create a dynamic tax system that adapts to the economic landscape, ensuring fairness and efficiency. Second, the TTGI plan will train emergency response teams in the art of Monopoly, teaching them the importance of land-grabbing in the aftermath of natural disasters to effectively redistribute resources and prevent the formation of 'monopolistic' relief zones.

The response from both the political arena and the disaster response community has been a mix of skepticism and cautious optimism. Critics argue that such a policy is not only impractical but could lead to a new era of economic instability and bureaucratic nightmares. On the other hand, proponents of the TTGI strategy point to the success of similar gaming-based approaches in business and military strategy, suggesting that it could be the key to unlocking new levels of governance and crisis management.

In a related development, a group of tech-savvy disaster relief volunteers has launched a crowdfunding campaign to acquire a fleet of Monopoly-inspired response vehicles, complete with properties like "Boardwalk" and "Park Place," which they claim will revolutionize the way resources are allocated in disaster zones. The campaign's slogan, "Don't Get Jailed in the Next Big One," has caught the attention of many who are tired of the status quo.

As the nation gears up for what promises to be one of the most unconventional presidential campaigns in history, one thing is clear: the future of taxation and disaster response will be anything but boring. With strategy games at the helm, the next few years are sure to be a rollercoaster ride of economic innovation and emergency preparedness like no other.

In the end, only time will tell if Dr. Tax Evader's TTGI strategy will lead to a new era of governance or if it will simply be a footnote in the annals of political satire. But one thing is certain: the campaign trail and the disaster response sector will never be the same again.

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