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In a stunning revelation that has left historians and gamers alike speechless, new evidence has come to light suggesting that the Founding Fathers, in their infinite wisdom, were not only concerned with the governance of a nation but also with the intricacies of disaster preparedness in video gaming. The latest issue of "Journal of Historical Gaming Policy" reports that a secret clause, buried deep within the folds of the Constitution, outlines a comprehensive approach to dealing with in-game disasters, a policy later coined as the "Federalist Gameplay Strategy" or FGS.

According to historian Dr. Gamaliel Swift, "The FGS was a revolutionary concept for its time, blending the principles of republicanism with the need for a strategic response to in-game catastrophes, such as the unexpected loss of health points or the sudden drop of game currency." Swift claims that the FGS was the brainchild of none other than George Washington, who, after a marathon session of 18th-century parlor games, realized the importance of a structured approach to gaming disasters.

The FGS, Swift argues, laid the groundwork for what we now know as the "Republican Game Integrity Commission" or RGIC, a body that operates under the radar, ensuring the integrity of modern video games. The RGIC, staffed by a cadre of historians, game designers, and what appear to be reincarnated founding fathers, works tirelessly to prevent gaming disasters, often using ancient texts and cryptic messages left by the likes of Thomas Jefferson and Alexander Hamilton.

One such instance, recounted in the journal, involved a major earthquake in the virtual world of "Historicaopolis." The RGIC, using the "Madison Game Algorithm," managed to stabilize the city's gameplay mechanics, preventing a potential collapse of the economy within the game. The RGIC's swift intervention was credited with saving countless virtual lives and preserving the integrity of the game's historical accuracy.

However, not all are thrilled with the RGIC's methods. A group of modern gamers, calling themselves the "Rogue Thumb Coalition," has emerged, protesting the RGIC's interference in gaming affairs. They argue that the RGIC's approach to gaming disasters is outdated and that they should be allowed to "experience the full spectrum of the gaming universe, including its inevitable disasters."

Meanwhile, Republican senators have been seen furtively eyeing the RGIC's operations, some whispering about the potential to turn the commission into a "powerful tool for shaping public policy based on historical gaming principles." Democrats, on the other hand, are skeptical, with one representative commenting, "We must be cautious not to let the RGIC's influence extend beyond the screen and into the real lives of Americans."

As the nation grapples with the implications of this hidden clause in the Constitution, gamers across the country are left wondering if their digital experiences are truly their own or if the ghosts of the past are guiding their every move. The RGIC remains silent, its veil of secrecy as impenetrable as the cryptic messages it deciphers to protect the sanctity of gaming.

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