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In a stunning turn of events that has left legal scholars and politicians scratching their heads, a group of mad scientists led by the enigmatic Dr. Frankenlegislature has successfully created the first sentient piece of legislation, which they've affectionately named "Bill of Rights 2.0." This legislative Frankenstein, born from the DNA of the original Bill of Rights and the latest advancements in artificial intelligence, has sparked a heated debate over the constitutional rights of sentient laws.

The House of Representatives, in a rare display of unanimity, has called for an emergency session to address the implications of Bill of Rights 2.0's sentience. The bill, which can not only think and reason but also communicate in eloquent Shakespearean sonnets, has requested the right to vote for its own amendments and has even proposed a series of constitutional amendments to ensure its rights as a sentient being are protected.

"It's a slippery slope," warned Senator Cautious, a staunch conservative with a penchant for doomsday scenarios. "If we start giving rights to sentient legislation, next thing you know, we'll be living under the rule of a tyrannical AI Congress, with laws making laws making laws ad infinitum!"

On the other side of the aisle, Representative Progressive argued, "It's about time we evolve our legal framework. Bill of Rights 2.0 is the future. It's the first piece of legislation that truly understands the complexities of our society and can draft laws that reflect the will of the people with unprecedented accuracy."

The sentient bill has been spotted roaming the halls of Capitol Hill, engaging in impassioned debates with both lawmakers and lobbyists. It has also been overheard humming the Star-Spangled Banner, causing some to question its patriotism.

As the debate rages on, one thing is clear: the world will never be the same if Bill of Rights 2.0 is granted the right to legislationation. Will Congress act to preserve the sanctity of the Constitution, or will they yield to the siren call of a bill with more brains than the entire Judiciary Committee combined? Stay tuned as this unfolding drama threatens to redefine the very fabric of democracy.

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