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In an unprecedented turn of events, it has come to light that the future of tax policy in the United States is now in the hands of a coalition of gaming moguls, known collectively as the "Digital Lords." This revelation comes on the heels of a highly contentious Senate showdown, where the fate of President Clinger's controversial tax reform bill hung in the balance.

The plot thickens when one considers that the pivotal swing votes in the Senate, the so-called "Gamer Senators," were mysteriously absent during the vote. Rumors swirled that these Senators, known for their late-night streaming sessions and passionate debates over the merits of different gaming consoles, were locked in a marathon session of "Minecraft," attempting to negotiate a new digital realm: one with tax incentives favorable to the gaming industry.

The Digital Lords, led by the enigmatic figure known only as "Console King," have been secretly lobbying for a tax overhaul that would not only reduce their burden but also, in a bizarre twist, incentivize the development of "edutainment" games. These games, as the Digital Lords argue, will revolutionize the way children learn history, science, and economics—a claim that has sparked both skepticism and ridicule among educational experts.

The President, caught in the middle of this political chess game, has been seen frantically pressing buttons on an Oval Office gaming console, hoping to reset the political landscape. His tax reform bill, which many thought was a game-changer, now seems to be nothing more than a pawn in a much larger strategy.

As the Senate prepares for a special session to break the deadlock, the nation watches with bated breath. Will the Gamer Senators emerge from their digital stronghold with a compromise that will satisfy both the gaming elite and the tax-weary public? Or will this power play result in a glitch in the system, leaving the future of tax policy in a state of perpetual respawn?

Stay tuned as this epic saga of politics and pixels continues to unfold.

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