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In a stunning turn of events that has sent political pundits and strategy game enthusiasts into a frenzy, the United States Congress has convened an emergency session to delve into the profound impact of strategy games on election outcomes and political economics. The bipartisan committee, aptly named the "Grand Strategy and Electoral Interplay Taskforce" (GSEIT), is spearheaded by the enigmatic Senator Gamerley and the sharp-minded Representative Stratford.

The session began with a riveting presentation by Dr. Tactica, a renowned academic and self-proclaimed "warlock of war-games," who claimed that the intricate mechanics of games like "Risk of Nations" and "Civilization VI" are a direct precursor to the strategies employed by political campaigns. "The die is cast not only in the hallowed halls of Congress but also on the virtual battlefields where the fate of empires is often decided by a single move," Dr. Tactica exclaimed, his finger poised dramatically over an oversized 'Nuke' button.

Following the presentation, a series of panel discussions ensued, with political strategists and game designers offering their unique insights. The highlights included a heated debate between "Dr. Spock" of the Republican Party and "Ms. Diplomacy" of the Democratic Party, both advocating for the integration of game-based analytics into their respective parties' campaign strategies.

The implications of such findings are vast, with fears of candidates being selected based on their proficiency in "Clash of Clans" or their ability to micromanage resources in "StarCraft II." Economists are particularly concerned about the potential for foreign adversaries to manipulate election outcomes by exploiting the psychological profiles of voters derived from gaming preferences.

In a bold move, the GSEIT taskforce has proposed the establishment of a "Senate Gaming Commission" to monitor and regulate the influence of gaming on the political landscape. They have also recommended the creation of a "Digital Election Board" to simulate electoral scenarios and predict outcomes based on real-time data and gaming algorithms.

As the day drew to a close, the mood in the chamber was a mix of trepidation and excitement. Senator Gamerley concluded the session with a call to action, "Let us embrace the winds of change, for in the game of politics, as in the world of strategy games, he who adapts to the changing board wins the game!"

The gaming community, meanwhile, has erupted in a cacophony of cheers and jeers, with some hailing the recognition of their intellect and strategic prowess, while others lament the potential politicization of their beloved hobby.

The world watches with bated breath as the next move in this high-stakes political strategy game unfolds. Will Congress find a way to harness the power of strategy games for the greater good, or will this be a game of chance that could topple the very foundations of democracy? Only time will tell, and in the realm of politics, time is, after all, the ultimate resource.

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