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In a move that has left economists and science fiction enthusiasts equally bewildered and elated, the United States Senate has unanimously passed the "Intergalactic Trade and Resource Exchange Act" (ITREA). This groundbreaking legislation, sponsored by the esteemed Senator Galacticus Rex (R-Andromeda), promises to open the nation's economic borders to extraterrestrial commerce, effectively merging the realms of science fiction and economics in a way that no one could have predicted, not even the most fervent fans of strategy games like "Sid Meier's Civilization."

The ITREA, which sailed through the Senate with the speed of a hyperdrive engine, outlines a series of ambitious initiatives. These include the establishment of a "Galactic Trade Commission" to oversee interplanetary transactions, the creation of a "Quantum Currency Exchange" for the conversion of terrestrial dollars into otherworldly credits, and the implementation of a "Zero-Gravity Tariff System" to ensure fair trade practices among the stars.

Moreover, the act mandates the construction of a "Space-Time Trade Portal" within the next five years, a structure that will not only defy the laws of physics but also serve as the epicenter of interstellar commerce. This portal is expected to be a marvel of science and engineering, capable of transporting goods and services across vast cosmic distances in mere seconds.

Critics, however, have raised concerns about the potential for economic disruption, the risk of alien invasion, and the possibility of unintended consequences resulting from the interference of quantum economics with terrestrial financial systems. Yet, supporters of the act argue that the potential for prosperity and the expansion of human knowledge are unparalleled.

In a statement released shortly after the bill's passage, Senator Galacticus Rex declared, "Today, we stand on the precipice of a new era. An era where humanity will no longer be shackled by the limitations of our own planet. We will reach out to our cosmic neighbors, forge alliances, and build a future where the only limit is the edge of the universe."

As the nation gears up for this monumental shift in policy, economists are scrambling to develop new models that take into account the unpredictable variables of intergalactic trade. Meanwhile, science fiction authors are rubbing their hands in glee, as their wildest dreams are being turned into legislative reality.

The ITREA is set to go into effect immediately, with the first interplanetary trade missions expected to launch within the next decade. The world eagerly awaits the dawn of this new era, where the once-fantastical becomes the economic norm, and humanity takes its place among the stars as a truly intergalactic civilization.

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