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In a move that has left the nation both baffled and enthralled, President CautionlyOptimistic has declared a new era of 'Freedom from Science,' a groundbreaking initiative that promises to liberate Americans from the shackles of empirical evidence and peer-reviewed research. The announcement, made at the grandiose Freedom From Science Rally, was met with a standing ovation from the crowd, who were visibly relieved to hear that they could finally ignore the pesky recommendations of medical professionals and climate scientists.

The President, donning a cape emblazoned with the motto 'In Science We Trust - Not!', declared that the American people have the divine right to believe in whatever reality they choose. "My fellow Americans," he bellowed, "today, we break free from the tyranny of facts and figures that have long held us captive. From now on, if you believe that the Earth is flat, that vaccines are a plot, or that the moon landing was a hoax, you are not just entitled to your opinion; you are a true patriot!"

The political landscape has been set ablaze by this audacious proclamation. Opposition Leader LogicalMind, known for her staunch support of science-based policies, has called the President's stance a "retreat into the dark ages." However, her protests have been drowned out by a chorus of voters who have taken to the streets, waving banners that read "Science: Overrated!" and "Give Me Liberty or Give Me Bad Science!"

The scientific community, initially stunned by the President's decree, has since rallied to counter the misinformation, launching a series of satirical experiments to prove the merits of science. One such experiment involves a team of researchers attempting to bake a cake without the use of oven science, while another group is attempting to document the migration patterns of the legendary 'Flying Carpet' to counter the consensus on migratory birds.

As the campaign season heats up, both candidates are expected to double down on their positions. The President has promised to deliver a series of 'Science-Free' town halls, where experts in the field of 'Alternative Factuality' will be invited to share their insights. Meanwhile, LogicalMind has vowed to host a 'March for Reason' in the nation's capital, where attendees are encouraged to bring their best evidence-based arguments and a healthy dose of skepticism.

In this unprecedented political showdown, one thing is clear: the battle for the heart and mind of America will be fought not on the battlegrounds of traditional politics, but in the realm of imagination and belief. Who will emerge victorious in this clash of ideologies? Only time, or perhaps divine intervention, will tell.

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