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In a stunning display of legislative one-upmanship, the United States Senate has inadvertently discovered a previously unknown loophole in the Constitution, during a heated debate over the allocation of disaster relief funds. The incident, which has since been referred to as "The Great Fiscal Faux Pas of 2023," unfolded as Senator Blatherspoons (R-TX) and Senator Windbag (D-CA) engaged in a verbal sparring match over the distribution of funds earmarked for the relief efforts following a recent national calamity.

As the senators locked horns, the chamber's ancient air conditioning system, long a source of bipartisan complaints, malfunctioned catastrophically, spewing a toxic mixture of stale air and legislative frustration over the Senate's antique desks. In the ensuing chaos, a proposal was made on the fly to invoke a little-known clause in the Constitution that allows for the temporary suspension of fiscal regulations in the event of a "national disaster" caused by "acts of nature or Congress."

The proposal, authored by the newly formed bipartisan "National Disaster Caucus," was passed with a unanimous vote, as both parties were eager to lay claim to the crisis as a means of political posturing. However, the language of the clause was misinterpreted, leading to a situation where the Constitution itself was deemed the source of the national disaster.

As a result, a special task force has been assembled to address the Constitutionnal Catastrophe," with experts from across the political spectrum debating the implications of the Constitution acting against its own intent. Meanwhile, the public has been asked to remain calm while the government deals with this unprecedented emergency.

In the face of this national crisis, the President, Vice President, and Speaker of the House have convened a series of secret meetings at undisclosed locations, rumored to be inside a government-funded bunker equipped with the latest in legislative survival gear. Insiders suggest that the leaders are drafting an executive order to "contain the Constitution," while also considering the possibility of a "constitutional relocation" to a more hospitable legal environment.

As the nation watches with bated breath, the Senate has vowed to reconvene at the earliest possible moment to address the situation, with plans to introduce legislation that would either reinforce the Constitution or replace it with a more stable and air-conditioned document. Until then, the Constitution remains the source of the nation's discontent, as experts caution that the nation's political framework may be beyond repair.

In a statement to the press, Senator Blatherspoons declared, "We have to stay positive. After all, the Constitution is the bedrock of our democracy, and if it's a bedrock that's causing a bit of a geological disturbance, well, that's what insurance is for." Senator Windbag, not to be outdone, responded, "Indeed, we must look at this not as a disaster, but as an opportunity to build something even stronger—a constitution that can withstand both the test of time and the summer months."

As the nation braces for the outcome of this constitutional conundrum, citizens are advised to stock up on bottled water, non-perishable snacks, and, most importantly, their sense of humor. After all, when your Constitution is the problem, the only solution is to laugh—or at least crack a window.

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