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In an unprecedented turn of events, it has come to light that the Democratic Party's newly proposed economic policy has been inspired by none other than the popular strategy game "Civilization VI." The policy, dubbed "The New World Order of Economic Utopia," aims to rebuild the nation's economy disasteraster by adopting the game's principles of cultural development, trade negotiations, and diplomatic relations.

The brainchild behind this innovative approach is none other than Senator Elizabeth "Queen Nitpick" Wideawake, who, after a marathon 72-hour session of "Civilization VI," emerged with a grand vision. "Our economy is like a civilization in the early stages of the game," Senator Wideawake proclaimed, her eyes gleaming with the fire of a thousand turned-based battles. "We must build from the ground up, fostering cultural institutions, engaging in fair trade, and maintaining strong diplomatic ties. And, of course, we must avoid at all costs the pitfalls of a barbarian invasion, which I interpret as any sudden market crash."

The policy has been met with a mix of confusion and intrigue. Economists are both baffled and intrigued by the idea of applying game mechanics to real-world economic strategies. Dr. John "EconoGuru" Smithers, a leading economist, remarked, "It's like using the strategic foresight of a 16th-century empire builder to navigate the complexities of the modern economy. I'm not entirely sure it's going to work, but I'll be damned if it isn't revolutionary."

In a statement, the White House commended the initiative, stating, "We welcome any innovative approach to rebuilding our nation's economic foundation, especially one that involves the strategic placement of luxury resources and the judicious use of cultural influence."

Critics, however, are skeptical. "It's one thing to simulate economic policy in a game where you can hit the reset button if things go awry," said Representative Carl "The Debunker" McCracken. "But our economy is real. People's lives are on the line here, not just virtual cities and digital currency."

Despite the skepticism, Senator Wideawake remains undeterred. She has already commissioned a life-sized replica of the game's iconic World Congress chamber to serve as the new economic policy's command center. "We shall lead this nation to prosperity as if we are guiding a civilization through the ages," she declared. "And like all great civilizations, we will rise from the ashes of disaster, stronger and more united than ever before."

As the nation watches with bated breath, one can't help but wonder if this strategy game-inspired policy will indeed pave the way for a new economic era, or if it's just a grandiose gamble with the future of the nation. Only time, and perhaps a few well-placed scouts and settlers, will tell.

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