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In a shocking turn of events that has left political analysts scratching their heads and constitutional lawyers rubbing their eyes in disbelief, the United States Supreme Court has just delivered a decision so futuristic, it's as if the Founding Fathers themselves have been abducted by aliens and given a crash course in quantum computing.

The case at hand involves the impeachment of President Electrocution, a charismatic leader known for his tweet-like proclamations and an uncanny ability to make policy decisions while multitasking with a smartphone in one hand and a burger in the other. After a series of controversial tweets that some claimed were coded messages from extraterrestrial beings, the Senate, in a bipartisan display of unity, impeached President Electrocution for "communicating with entities not of this Earth and thereby failing to uphold the values enshrined in the Constitution."

However, the Supreme Court, in a move that has been described as both groundbreaking and, frankly, a bit too "Black Mirror" for comfort, has ruled that the Constitution is not a static document but a living, breathing entity that can evolve with the times—times that apparently now include intergalactic diplomacy. The Court's decision was based on the recently discovered "Quantum Clause," a hidden provision that allows the Constitution to adapt to any future scenario, including but not limited to alien invasions, artificial intelligence sentience, and the discovery of parallel universes.

The ruling has sparked a flurry of activity across the nation. Political pundits are debating whether the Quantum Clause means that the Founding Fathers were actually time-traveling, constitutional wizards who foresaw the rise of social media influencers and the need for a cosmic bill of rights. Meanwhile, constitutional experts are scrambling to decipher the implications of a document that can now apparently predict and adapt to future technological advancements and extraterrestrial interactions.

In the midst of this constitutional upheaval, President Electrocution, who has been mysteriously silent since the Supreme Court's decision, is rumored to be in a secret location, likely planning his next tweet-to-the-stars. His supporters, a diverse group ranging from deep-sea divers to amateur astronomers, are calling for a "Mars March," while his opponents are demanding a recount of the intergalactic electoral votes.

As the nation braces for a future where the Constitution may have to deal with the complexities of interdimensional trade agreements and the ethical implications of android citizens, one thing is clear: politics has officially left Earth. Or perhaps it's Earth that has left politics. Either way, buckle up, America, because this is one heck of a wild ride through the cosmos of governance.

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