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In an explosive turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of Capitol Hill, a hitherto unknown chapter of the United States Constitution has been discovered in a forgotten vault in the National Archives. The chapter, which appears to predate the current impeachment process, outlines a convoluted and comedic sequence of events that must occur before a sitting President can be officially impeached.

According to the newly unearthed document, aptly titled "The Farce of Impeachment," the process begins with a secret ballot among the legislators, where they must each perform a comic jig while reciting the Preamble to the Constitution. If even one lawmaker trips over their robes or falters on a line, the President is automatically granted a "Get Out of Impeachment Free" card.

The revelation has thrown the current impeachment proceedings into disarray, with legislators seen practicing jigs on the Capitol lawn and hiring comedians to coach them on their recitation skills. The President, known for his flair for the dramatic, has reportedly been seen in a series of secret meetings with Hollywood screenwriters, presumably to stage a grand performance worthy of an Oscar.

Political analysts are divided on the implications of this newfound constitutional chapter. Some argue that it is a satirical reminder of the Founding Fathers' intent to keep politics light-hearted and free from undue seriousness. Others claim it is a devious ploy by the Founders to ensure that only the most resilient and adaptable individuals could ever hold the office of the Presidency.

As the nation grapples with this unexpected twist in impeachment history, one thing is clear: the next few months will be nothing short of a political theater of the absurd, with legislators and the President alike vying for the title of the greatest showman in American history. The only certainty is that the Constitution, in its infinite wisdom, has once again proven itself to be a living, breathing document that can surprise us all, for better or for worse.

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