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In a shocking turn of events that has sent shockwaves through the political fabric of the nation, the Supreme Court has announced it will soon deliver a landmark verdict on the legitimacy of the "Patriotically Unifying Arms Proliferation Act" (PUAPA), a piece of war-time legislation passed unanimously by both the House of Representatives and the Senate during the Great Bickering of 2025.

The act, which has been the cornerstone of national defense ever since, is rumored to contain clauses that compel every citizen to own at least one fully operational nuclear arsenal, alongside a mandatory subscription to the "Battle Royale Cable Package." The legislation, sponsored by the enigmatic senator "Bi-Partisan Bob," was swiftly passed amid a flurry of bipartisan unity that would make Santa Claus look like a Scrooge.

Critics argue that such a mandate, if found constitutional, could potentially lead to a nuclear arms race of epic proportions, with the potential to turn back the hands of time to the Cold War era. "It's like 'Mad Max' meets 'The Hunger Games,' with a sprinkle of 'Dr. Strangelove,'" quipped political analyst "Dr. Irony."

Supporters of the act, however, claim that it is a necessary measure to ensure peace and security, as it effectively deterres any potential aggressors by ensuring mutually assured destruction at the slightest provocation. "Why would anyone want to start a war when they'd be nuking their own grandma?" reasoned military strategist "Colonel Cautious."

The Supreme Court, known for its unbiased and impartial rulings, is expected to deliver its judgment on the matter within the next few months. Legal experts predict that the decision could either lead to a radical reshaping of international relations or, at the very least, result in a significant discount on battle-themed entertainment packages.

Stay tuned as this story develops, and remember: in a world where everyone is armed to the teeth, peace truly is our most powerful weapon.

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