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In a shocking turn of events, historians and mobile gaming experts alike were left bewildered as a group of fifth-grade students from the prestigious "Washington Irving Elementary" accidentally discovered a hidden clause within the Constitution while on a history-themed mobile game spree. The game, titled "Founding Fathers: The Real Money Quest," led these young minds on an adventure through the ages, where they encountered the Founding Fathers in a series of mini-games and puzzles.

The revelation came when 10-year-old gaming prodigy, Alex "The Artful Dodger" Johnson, stumbled upon a previously undiscovered level called "The Lost Amendment." This level, which was buried deeper than the most obscure Easter egg in a modern blockbuster, revealed a secret clause that, if enacted, would have revolutionized the entire political landscape of the United States.

The clause, as interpreted by the children with the wisdom of Solomon and the precision of a seasoned game tester, suggests that any politician who fails to pass at least three pieces of legislation that directly benefit their constituents in a single term must forfeit their seat to the highest-scoring mobile gamer under the age of 12. The children argued that this would "totally fix the system" and ensure that representatives are "super productive" because "no one wants to lose to a kid in a game."

In response, a bipartisan group of legislators, known as the "Unlikely Alliance," convened an emergency session to address this monumental discovery. The Alliance was comprised of Senator Patricia "The Statue of Liberty" Hale, a staunch Democrat with a penchant for grandiose gestures, and Representative James "Hammer and Sickle of the South" Carter, a Republican with a surprising affinity for historical video games.

Their debate was nothing short of theatrical, with Hale arguing that this clause could herald a new era of transparency and accountability, while Carter maintained that it was "as ridiculous as a cat trying to herd sheep." In a rare display of unity, both politicians agreed to commission a team of historians and game developers to verify the authenticity of the clause.

Meanwhile, the children of Washington Irving Elementary have been training their successors, ensuring that the next generation of mobile gamers is prepared to take on the role of America's legislators should this hidden clause be validated. The future of politics, it seems, is in the hands of those who can master both the art of legislation and the skill of conquering mobile gaming levels.

As the nation awaits the findings of the historian-game developer alliance, one thing is certain: the Constitutional Convention of 1787 has met its match in the form of a fifth-grade mobile gaming competition. The question on every American's mind is whether the Founding Fathers intended this all along, or if this is just another instance of history being made, one app at a time.

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