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In a move that has left the global scientific community aghast, the Supreme Court has unanimously upheld a new taxation law that has been termed by experts as a 'brazen leap warards dystopia.' The law, known as the 'Bipartisan Innovation and Equitable Dissemination Act' (BIEDA), requires scientists and inventors to pay taxes on their 'unrealized inventions,' a concept so bizarre it has been likened to paying taxes on dreams of opening a lemonade stand.

The outrage, however, does not stem solely from the nonsensical premise of taxing ideas that have yet to materialize into tangible products. The real sticking point is the heavy imposition on the scientific sector. Under the new law, researchers across the nation are now required to pay an annual tax on their 'intellectual property potential,' with rates that escalate astronomically with each Nobel Prize nomination.

This has sparked a firestorm of protest from the scientific community. Leading physicist Dr. Sheldon Cooper, in an impassioned op-ed, likened the tax to a 'cancer on the pursuit of knowledge,' suggesting it could potentially 'stifle innovation and impede progress.' Meanwhile, renowned biologist Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan called for a 'peaceful uprising' of the scientific minds, proposing a 'March for Minds' to protest the absurdity of the new law.

In response, President Lasso Grasian, in a televised address, praised the Supreme Court's decision, asserting that the tax would 'level the playing field' and 'ensure a fair distribution of wealth across all sectors of the economy.' Critics, however, argue that the law's provisions would do little more than deter the brightest minds from pursuing groundbreaking research, potentially setting humanity back decades.

The international community has not taken kindly to the new law either. World leaders have decried the move as a protectionist measure that could initiate a 'scientific cold war,' where nations hoard talent and knowledge like gold. The United Nations has called an emergency session to discuss the implications of the tax on global scientific cooperation and the potential for a new world order dominated by intellectual property.

As the world watches with bated breath, one thing is clear: the Supreme Court's decision to uphold the BIEDA taxation law has turned the scientific community's dream of a better tomorrow into a nightmare of uncertainty and fear. The only question remaining is whether the pursuit of knowledge can withstand the weight of such a dystopian economic strategy, or if it will be buried beneath the taxman's relentless grasp.

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