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In a move that has left political analysts scratching their heads and citizens across the nation either cheering in jubilation or tearing their hair out in despair, President Clownface announced his support for the "Global Peace and Stuff" legislation, a bill that promises to bring war to every corner of the globe under the guise of maintaining peace.

The bill, proposed by the enigmatic Senator Hammersmith and co-sponsored by a bipartisan group of Congresspeople known as "The War-Loving Unity Coalition," is intended to authorize the president to declare war on any country that so much as glances sideways at us funny. In a press conference held at the Arsenal of Democracy (now rebranded as the Arsenal of Absurdity), President Clownface declared, "This is not a declaration of endless war, my fellow Americans. No, no, no. This is a declaration of endless peace. I mean, war. Or maybe peace. Either way, it's going to be great!"

The Republican party has hailed this legislation as a bold step warards international stability, arguing that if other countries know we're willing to drop everything to declare war on them at a moment's notice, they'll surely see the error of their ways. Meanwhile, political pundits on the left have raised eyebrows at the strategic timing of the bill's passing, which conveniently coincides with President Clownface's electionon campaign.

Critics of the bill argue that it's a blatant ploy to whip up patriotic fervor and distract voters from the nation's pressing domestic issues, such as healthcare, education, and the looming existential dread of climate change. However, supporters of the legislation are undeterred, insisting that waging war on the world will bring unity and prosperity at home.

In an unprecedented move, the Joint Chiefs of Staff have released a statement expressing their unwavering support for the bill, claiming that it will "streamline" military operations and "drastically reduce bureaucratic red tape." Translation: it will give them a blank check to deploy troops wherever they please, without the pesky oversight of, well, anyone.

As the nation gears up for what is shaping up to be the most chaotically ironic election in history, voters are left to ponder whether electing a president who promises to start wars to secure peace (or is it the other way around?) is the best way to Make America Great Again (or is it Keep America Great, or perhaps Great America Again?).

In the meantime, the stock market has soared, defense contractors' shares have skyrocketed, and the arms manufacturing sector is celebrating what they're calling the "mother of all business opportunities." The world watches with bated breath as President Clownface's gamble for peace warr?) through legislation (declaration of eternal love?) pays off in ways nobody could have predicted.

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