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WASHINGTON D.C. - In a shocking turn of events, a new piece of legislation proposed by Congress has threatened to unleash an intergalactic war, according to a renowned expert in futurism. The bill, known as the "Galactic Taxation and Interplanetary Cooperation Act," has been met with widespread opposition from various alien races and has raised concerns of a global conflict.

"This legislation is nothing short of a ticking time bomb," warned Dr. Zara Xanthe, a leading astrophysicist and intergalactic relations expert. "If passed, it could lead to a war that would make the conflicts of the past look like a mere skirmish. The consequences are too dire to even contemplate."

The proposed act aims to establish a universal taxation system and promote cooperation between Earth and its interstellar neighbors. While the intention may seem noble, the bill's language has sparked fears of a much more sinister agenda.

"The bill's language is incredibly vague and open to interpretation," Dr. Xanthe continued. "If taken literally, it could give Congress the power to tax not just alien beings, but also their planets and celestial bodies. That's right, the Earth could become the ultimate tax haven for the galaxy's wealthiest beings."

Furthermore, the bill has raised concerns about Earth's sovereignty and the possibility of an intergalactic takeover. "If Earth becomes a tax haven, it could become a target for hostile takeover attempts," warned Dr. Xanthe. "We could find ourselves in a situation where we're fighting not just for our planet's sovereignty, but for our very existence."

As tensions rise and the clock ticks closer to a possible vote, experts warn that the consequences of this legislation could be catastrophic. "We're not just talking about a localized conflict, we're talking about an intergalactic war that could wipe out entire civilizations," said Dr. Xanthe. "This is not a drill, this is not a simulation, this is the real deal."

In response to the growing concerns, Congress has issued a statement reassuring the public that the bill is not intended to cause any harm. However, sources close to the matter have revealed that the real goal of the legislation is to establish a universal standard for taxation and interplanetary cooperation, which could lead to a more harmonious future for all beings in the galaxy.

As the debate rages on, one thing is certain: the fate of the galaxy hangs in the balance. Will Congress pass a bill that could lead to a global conflict, or will they find a way to avert the disaster? The universe holds its breath as the clock ticks closer to a possible doomsday scenario.

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