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In a stunning turn of events that has left political analysts scratching their heads in bewilderment, the impeached leader of the United States, known as "President Pendulum," has decided to take his grievances against the Constitution to the next level. In a move that could only be described as the plot of a B-grade political thriller, President Pendulum has called for a nationwide referendum to decide whether the Constitution should be amended to allow for a third term.

The Constitution, that venerable parchment that has stood as the bedrock of American democracy for over two centuries, is now under siege by a man who has already been impeached once for his controversial stance on the separation of powers. In a rally held in the shadow of Mount Rushmore, President Pendulum, flanked by a cadre of loyalists and a couple of balding eagles, passionately argued that the Constitution was a "living document" that needed to evolve with the times.

"Our Founding Fathers were wise men, but even they couldn't predict the greatness that I would bring to the Oval Office," President Pendulum proclaimed, his voice echoing off the granite faces of the nation's presidents. "Why settle for two terms when I can continue to make America great again... and again?"

The proposal has sparked a firestorm of controversy, with critics calling it a blatant power grab and a direct affront to the principles of limited government enshrined in the Constitution. Meanwhile, supporters of the president have rallied under the banner of "More Pendulum, More Problems," claiming that the leader's vision for a third term is the only way to maintain the momentum of his "great" policies.

In a bizarre twist, the president has even promised to resign from the military if the referendum passes, citing a long-forgotten clause in the Uniform Code of Military Justice that he claims entitles him to an honorary discharge due to his "exceptional service" to the nation.

As the nation braces for what could be the most contentious election cycle in history, political pundits are left to speculate on the potential outcomes of this constitutional coup. Will the United States embrace President Pendulum's vision of a tri-term presidency, or will the enduring spirit of the Constitution prevail? Only time will tell, but one thing is for certain: the showdown between the impeached leader and the Constitution is shaping up to be a spectacle that will be etched in the annals of American history, for better or for worse.

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