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In a stunning turn of events that has left the nation's collective jaw on the floor, the recently impeached President Gag Reflex has inadvertently triggered a series of events that have plunged the country into a bona fide dystopian nightmare. The once-thriving society, known for its love of reality TV and fast-food, is now grappling with the harsh realities of a world where the political landscape has become so fractured that it has literally torn the fabric of space-time.

In an exclusive interview with our intrepid correspondent, Dr. Hyperbole of the Apocalyptic Studies Institute, warned that the current political climate is not just metaphorically disastrous, but literally so. "The impeachment has caused a rift in the space-time continuum," explained Dr. Hyperbole, adjusting the monocle over his eye. "Our models show that the polarization has reached a quantum level, creating a paradox so profound that it's threatening to collapse the universe into a black hole of utter despair."

The signs of impending doom are everywhere. Last week, a mysterious phenomenon known as the 'Senate Swirl' was observed from space, where legislators were seen orbiting the Capitol Building in a mesmerizing, yet clearly unsustainable, pattern. Meanwhile, on the ground, citizens have reported experiencing 'House Flipper Episodes,' where they find themselves compulsively redecorating their homes in an attempt to escape the chaos.

In a desperate bid to avert the impending catastrophe, scientists have called for a bipartisan effort to repair the fabric of reality. However, their pleas have fallen on deaf ears, as politicians continue to engage in a high-stakes game of political chicken, each side vowing to drive the other off the metaphorical cliff before yielding.

As the nation braces for the potential end of days, many are left wondering if there's any hope left for a peaceful resolution. The answer, according to Dr. Hyperbole, lies not in the hands of the politicians, but in the collective will of the people. "The power to save our world from this self-inflicted apocalypse is in your hands," he declared, pointing directly at the reader. "Will you rise to the challenge, or will you sit back and watch as the greatest democracy the world has ever known descends into anarchy and cosmic oblivion?"

In the end, as the clock ticks down and the stars above begin to flicker ominously, it's up to the citizens of this great nation to decide the fate of their world. Will they choose to laugh in the face of disaster, or weep at the hands of their own political puppeteers? Only time will tell, and time, as we all know, is running out.

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