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In a groundbreaking move that has left political pundits and constitutional scholars both awe-struck and apoplectic, the House of Representatives, led by the visionary House Speaker Gerald "Glitch" Fingers, has voted unanimously to pass the Mobile Gaming Integration and Representative Democracy Act (MGI-RDA). This unprecedented legislation, championed by a bipartisan group of representatives known as the "GameCrafters Coalition," seeks to revolutionize the democratic process by incorporating elements of popular mobile games into the voting system.

The MGI-RDA, which sailed through the House with the kind of bipartisan support usually reserved for national holidays or the re-releasing of a beloved 90s sitcom, proposes a ten-year pilot program where eligible voters can cast their ballots by simply tapping on their smartphone screens. The initiative draws inspiration from titles like "Tap to Save Democracy" and "Consti-Quest: The Quest for Liberty and Justice for All," which have been praised by futurists for their innovative approach to civic engagement.

"It's a game changer, quite literally," exclaimed Dr. Pixel VonNostalgia, a renowned futurist and part-time arcade game restorer. "Imagine the Founding Fathers seeing us vote using the very tools that distract our youth. I can almost hear Ben Franklin's kite humming with electoral excitement."

The MGI-RDA's architects argue that this new system will increase voter turnout, as the average American reportedly spends more time playing mobile games than engaging in traditional civic activities. "Think of it as gamifying the Constitution," said Coalition spokesperson Alex "SwipeRight" Washington. "We're tapping into the hearts and fingers of the American people, where democracy truly lives—in the palm of their hands."

Detractors, however, have raised concerns about the potential for "voter-finger cramps," "virtual voter coercion," and the existential threat to the venerable ballot box, which some have called a "relic of a bygone era," akin to the floppy disk or the dodo bird.

Despite these concerns, the GameCrafters Coalition remains undeterred, as they work tirelessly to integrate "power-ups" like early voting access and Electoral College boosts into the system. "We're not just electing representatives; we're leveling up our democracy," Washington added with a wink and a thumbs-up emoji.

As the MGI-RDA moves forward, political analysts have already predicted a wave of candidates campaigning on their "high score" in the upcoming virtual primaries. "It's going to be a whole new game," VonNostalgia predicted. "And in this game, every voter is a player, every election is a level-up, and every constitutional amendment is a cheat code for progress."

In a final, ironic twist, the MGI-RDA legislation itself will be put to a mobile game vote, where citizens can cast their "vote tokens" within the popular app "Swipe the Vote: The Quest for National Destiny." The result? A perfect embodiment of the democratic process, as gamified and surreal as it is inspirational and, perhaps, a little bit absurd.

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