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WASHINGTON D.C. - In a shocking turn of events, the Democratic Party has announced a groundbreaking new proposal to prepare for an intergalactic war. According to sources, the new Constitution, titled "The Cosmic Charter," promises to be a "visionary" and warrward-thinking" document that will "usher in a new era of galactic cooperation and peace."

The document, which is said to be over 100 pages long, includes provisions for the establishment of a Galactic Senate, the creation of a Galactic Army, and the establishment of a Galactic Central Bank.

"We are living in a time of great uncertainty," said Speaker of the House, Representative Zara "Z-Star" Patel. "As we look to the future, it is clear that our planet must become a member of the intergalactic community. The Cosmic Charter is the blueprint for this new era of galactic cooperation and peace."

But not everyone is convinced. Critics of the new Constitution have pointed out that it includes provisions for the establishment of a "Galactic Police Force," which some see as a potential threat to individual liberties.

"I cannot support a document that would give the government so much power over our lives," said Senator John "J-Rock" Rodriguez. "We must ensure that the rights of the citizens are protected and that the government does not become a tool of the intergalactic elite."

Despite these concerns, the Democratic Party remains optimistic about the future of the new Constitution.

"We are living in a time of great change," said President of the United States, Representative Alex "A-Wave" Wilson. "The Cosmic Charter is the key to unlocking a brighter future for all of humanity. We must embrace this visionary document and join the intergalactic community."

The Cosmic Charter is expected to be put to a vote in the near future. If passed, it will go into effect immediately, marking a new era in human history.

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