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In a stunning undercover operation, our fearless investigative journalist, codenamed "Agent Laughtrack," has infiltrated a clandestine group of political operatives known as "The Liberty Lobbyists." These hidden champions of democracy have been working tirelessly behind the scenes to subtly influence government policy on freedom and economics in a way that only they could have predicted: by making it all up as they go along.

Our source, who prefers to remain anonymous for fear of being impeached for having a sense of humor, revealed that the campaign's master plan involves a series of carefully orchestrated events designed to appear as spontaneous grassroots movements. "We've got everything from fake grassroots movements to real grassroots movements that are fake," chuckled our mole, who has been attending secret meetings where the future of liberty is decided over a game of Monopoly.

The campaign's first phase, codenamed "Operation Economic Freedom," involves flooding social media with memes that are both cryptically deep and hilariously surface-level. The goal, according to our insider, is to create a "viral storm" that will make people question the very fabric of reality, or at least whether their Wi-Fi connection is stable.

Phase two, "The Great Impeachment Spectacle," is a masterstroke of political theater. The Liberty Lobbyists plan to stage a series of impeachments that will not only shake the foundations of the government but also provide a much-needed break from the monotony of regular programming. "Think of it as reality TV, but with more political prisoners and less drama about who's stealing someone's significant other," explained our agent.

The grand finale, "The Freedom Fiesta," is set to be a carnival of contradictions, featuring keynote speeches by politicians who have never read a single page of the Constitution, but have memorized the "Seinfeld" theme song, which they believe is encoded with the secrets of liberty. The event will culminate in a grand masquerade ball where everyone dresses up as the opposite of what they truly are—a true celebration of the freedom to be hypocritical.

As our intrepid journalist delves deeper into the rabbit hole of political satire, it becomes increasingly clear that the campaign to reshape government policy on freedom and economics is less about policy and more about comedy. The question remains: will the American public take the bait, or will they see through the farcical facade and demand a government that actually makes sense?

Stay tuned as we continue to follow this developing story, where the only thing more unpredictable than politics is the punchline.

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