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In a shocking turn of events that has left political analysts and the general public alike scratching their heads, the Democratic Party has launched a new form of political satire: taxation. In a bold move that would make Jonathan Swift proud, the Democrats have proposed a series of tax hikes specifically targeting the assets and income of the President and his allies, affectionately referred to as the "Tax the Rich" initiative.

The mastermind behind this satirical strategy is none other than the mysterious and enigmatic figure known only as "Congresswoman Sarcasm," a freshman representative whose previous experience includes a stint as a stand-up comedian. Her proposed legislation, the "Humorous Hike for the High and Mighty Act," has sent shockwaves through the hallowed halls of Capitol Hill, where laughter is usually confined to the water cooler discussions about C-SPAN.

The Act, which has been met with a mixture of bemusement and outright confusion, aims to not only raise revenue for much-needed social programs but also to send a clear message to the President, known as "Executive Ego," and his cadre of supporters. "We're not just playing the political game here," Congresswoman Sarcasm declared in a press conference where she was accompanied by a troupe of clowns and a man dressed as the Statue of Liberty holding a pitchfork. "We're redefining it. We're turning the tables and making taxation the ultimate form of political satire."

The President, for his part, has responded with his own brand of satire, tweeting from his golden toilet: "Can you believe this? First, they impeach me, now they tax me? What's next, making me pay for my own golf weekends? This is America, not Socialistville!" His allies have rallied behind him, decrying the new tax measures as a form of "financial persecution" and a clear violation of the American dream, which, according to them, includes the unalienable right to hoard wealth without repercussion.

Meanwhile, the Democratic base is eating it up. "It's about time someone stood up to the one percent," said Jane Average-Citizen, a school teacher from Desperation, Iowa. "If making the rich pay their fair share is satire, then I'm the Queen of England. But seriously, it's about time someone did something."

As the battle for impeachment rages on, the "Tax the Rich" initiative has become the talk of the town, with late-night show hosts lining up to get their own tax-related jokes in before the writers' strike. Even the IRS has gotten into the spirit, reportedly considering a rebrand to the "Internal Revenue Service of Humor" and hiring a stand-up comedian as their new spokesperson.

In a world where politics often feels like a bad sitcom, the Democrats are proving that sometimes the best satire is found in the most unexpected places: the hallowed halls of Congress and the bank accounts of the ultra-wealthy. It's a brave new world of political comedy, and it's all tax-deductible.

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