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In a staggering turn of events, the once-sacrosanct United States Constitution has been digitized, not by a congressional vote, but through a marathon of gaming sessions by a group of disillusioned youth. The gamers, who have long been dismissively written off as mere couch potatoes, have used their advanced thumb dexterity to launch a political strategy of unparalleled complexity.

The saga began with a little-known online game, "Consti-Craft," where players are tasked with drafting a new constitution for a fictional dystopian society. The game, created by a reclusive programmer known only as "EpicParchment," has inadvertently become a hotbed for political discourse. The most dedicated gamers, who claim to have achieved "epic" status within the game, have spent countless hours debating the finer points of democracy, federalism, and the separation of powers.

Their efforts culminated in a stunning revelation: the gamers had collectively drafted a new constitution that was more progressive, more inclusive, and seemingly more functional than the original. This digital document began to spread like wildfire across social media platforms, garnering the attention of both the Democratic Party and a certain segment of the populace that has grown disenchanted with the status quo.

In an unprecedented political gambit, the Democrats, or as we like to call them, the "D-Strategists," have decided to embrace this new constitution. They argue that it reflects the evolving values of the American people and that it could potentially serve as a guide for future legislative endeavors.

Critics, who prefer to remain in the analog world, have denounced the move as a "digital dystopia" and warn of a future where laws are made by those who can hit the highest score on a video game. However, the gamers remain undeterred, confident in their digital manifesto and the legitimacy of their platform.

As the nation watches in a mixture of awe and horror, the gamers stand at the forefront of a political revolution that could redefine the very fabric of American governance. Will they succeed in their quest to reshape the Constitution, or will traditional political figures manage to regain control before the final level is completed? Only time will tell in this high-stakes game of political Pong.

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