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In a shocking turn of events that has left political pundits scratching their heads and the public in uproarious laughter, B. Key has miraculously clinched a seat in the House of Representatives, running under the newly formed "Comedy Central Party." With a campaign that was nothing short of a stand-up comedy routine, Key outwitted seasoned politicians with a blend of wit, satire, and an uncanny ability to predict legislative blunders before they even happened.

Key, whose platform was built on the promise to "legislate with laughs" and to "provide a voice for those who can't tell the difference between satire and reality," has already vowed to "shake up the stale air" of the Capitol Building with a vapor-spewing "Idea Machine" that will generate policy suggestions based on popular memes and internet trends.

Citizens from all walks of life have expressed mixed emotions, with some hailing Key as a breath of fresh air in a political climate often filled with stale rhetoric, while others have raised concerns about the legitimacy of a comedian in a role traditionally reserved for serious statesmen.

Key's inaugural speech was a spectacle to behold, as he delivered a monologue filled with barbs at both major parties, promising to "cross the aisle to reach for the jugular" of political gridlock. He concluded his speech with a pledge to "make American satire great again," a phrase that has since been printed on everything from t-shirts to coffee mugs.

The Comedy Central Party's platform includes a wide range of policy proposals, such as mandatory "reality check" days for legislators, an annual "Fiction Awards" night to honor the most embellished campaign promises, and a "Satire Studies" program to educate lawmakers on the finer points of humor and its role in governance.

As B. Key settles into his new role, the nation watches with bated breath to see how a political satirist will navigate the complex and often serious business of running a country. Will Key be able to bring about the change he promises, or will his act be a one-term show that leaves Washington as unchanged as it was before? Only time will tell, but one thing is certain: the halls of power have never been this funny.

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