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In a shocking revelation that has sent political pundits into a frenzy, sources close to the President have exclusively divulged the inner workings of a top-secret strategy game that has been the mastermind behind the President's surprisingly humorous and satirical approach to tax evasion. The game, known only as "Tax Evasion: The Art of the Deal III," has been described as a "laugh-or-die" simulation that has the President honing his skills in the fine art of dodging taxes while keeping the public in stitches.

According to our sources, the game, developed by a shadowy team of rogue economists and stand-up comedians, features a virtual world eerily similar to our own, complete with a cast of caricatured political figures, each with their own unique quirks and loopholes. The President, in between rounds of golf and tweeting, has been reportedly spending hours navigating the complex financial landscape of the game, where the objective is to minimize tax liability without resorting to the "nuclear option" of public revulsion.

The game's developers, who have remained anonymous for fear of retribution from both sides of the aisle, claim that the simulation is designed to teach the President the intricacies of tax law, economic policy, and public perception all while keeping him entertained. "It's like 'Monopoly' for the ultra-rich," one developer quipped, "except instead of landing on Boardwalk, you're landing on the IRS, and instead of building hotels, you're building offshore accounts."

The President's strategic use of satire in tax evasion has not gone unnoticed by his opponents, who have accused him of using humor as a distraction from his "shady dealings." However, the President's supporters argue that his ability to turn tax evasion into a comedic performance is a testament to his unique brand of leadership. "He's not evading taxes," one supporter commented with a straight face, "he's just playing a game. And isn't America all about games?"

As the election approaches, political experts are divided on whether the President's satirical tax evasion tactics will be a winning strategy. Some predict that his ability to laugh in the face of the IRS will endear him to the public, while others believe that voters will eventually tire of the jokes and demand real solutions to the nation's tax woes.

In the meantime, the President's opponents have vowed to step up their game, promising to introduce legislation that would ban the use of satire in tax evasion and requiring all political figures to play by the rules of "Monopoly" instead. Whether this will level the playing field or simply add another layer of farce to the political arena remains to be seen.

As for the President, he remains undeterred, tweeting late last night, "Some say I'm playing a game with taxes. Others say I'm leading a revolution. I say I'm just having a little fun. And isn't that what America is all about?" Whether this is a sign of confidence or a cry for help from the Oval Office, only the future will tell. For now, the nation waits with bated breath for the next move in this high-stakes game of political poker.

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