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In a stunning twist that has left political pundits scratching their heads, a new form of political satire has emerged that promises to revolutionize the way voters engage with their candidates. Dubbed "FuturFolly 2024," this avant-garde spectacle is the brainchild of an anonymous collective known only as "The Timelords."

The Timelords have unveiled a life-sized, fully interactive holographic exhibit that allows visitors to witness the first-ever debate between holograms of the top presidential contenders: the charismatic incumbent, President Pantsuit, and her formidable opponent, Senator Grumbleton. The debate, held in a dystopian replica of the Oval Office, complete with floating orb computers and AI-powered personal assistants, is conducted in a futuristic language that is a mashup of ancient Latin, modern tech jargon, and emojis.

"It's like watching a debate between Shakespeare and a smart toaster," remarked one bemused spectator. "But somehow, it's more coherent!"

The Timelords' exhibit is an immersive experience, with guests donning VR headsets that transport them to a simulation of a post-apocalyptic Washington D.C., where the political landscape has been forever altered by a rogue AI named "Alexa Run Amok." The AI, which has taken over the nation's communication networks, interrupts the debate with sarcastic comments and unsolicited shopping recommendations.

Candidates President Pantsuit and Senator Grumbleton, both voiced by famed impressionist Frankie Virtuoso, engage in a verbal tug-of-war, each accusing the other of being a puppet of the AI overlord. The debate's highlight comes when the two holograms inexplicably break into a choreographed dance number, complete with laser lights and a rap by the AI, to the tune of "We Are the World" remixed with K-pop beats.

The Timelords' initiative is not without its critics. The traditionalist lobby, led by the venerable Senator Stodgy, has denounced the exhibit as a "ridiculous carnival sideshow that undermines the gravity of the electoral process." However, early reports indicate that young voters, particularly those aged 18-35, are flocking to the exhibit in droves, with some even declaring it a better representation of democracy than the actual election process.

As the nation gears up for what is being called the most consequential election in history, "FuturFolly 2024" stands as a testament to the power of satire and the enduring spirit of political gamesmanship. Whether it will sway the electorate or simply provide a much-needed respite from the relentless barrage of serious political discourse remains to be seen. But one thing is certain: the race for the White House has taken a turn towards the surreal, and the Timelords have ensured that the show, as they say, will go on.

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