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In a plot twist that would make Shakespearean playwrights weep with envy, the House of Representatives and the Senate have just initiated a series of events that could potentially lead to the most dramatic and scandalous impeachment in the annals of American history. This, after a fiery debate that saw representatives from both sides of the aisle wielding legal texts and historical precedents with the fervor of medieval knights at a jousting tournament.

The legislation, lovingly dubbed the "March to Oblivion Act," was introduced by the esteemed Representative Hot Dog, a man whose legislative track record is as varied as his tie collection is vast. The act, which has sent shockwaves through the Capitol and caused political pundits to simultaneously throw up their hands in despair and clap in glee, calls for the impeachment of the illustrious President Cheese, whose term has been marked by a series of decisions that have left the nation both baffled and mildly annoyed.

The Senate, led by the venerable Senator Grumpy Cat, a woman known for her biting sarcasm and penchant for dramatic exits, has agreed to consider the legislation with the gravity of a cat watching a mouse hole. The potential impeachment, if successful, could lead to a power vacuum that might be filled by none other than Vice President Ham Sandwich, whose campaign slogan, "I'm not a ham, I'm a politician," has become the new national anthem.

But wait, there's more! In a move that would make Machiavelli's eyebrows rise in astonishment, the legislation also includes a secret clause that could declare a war on... wait for it... overly aggressive squirrels. Yes, you heard that right. The same squirrels that have been stealing birdseed from suburban backyards for years are now public enemy number one. The war, if it comes to pass, could involve the deployment of elite forces known as "Nut Patrol," equipped with state-of-the-art seed launchers and nut-catching drones.

As the nation braces for what could be a rollercoaster of political drama, complete with twists, turns, and a cast of characters straight out of a carnival funhouse, one thing is clear: the next few weeks are sure to be anything but dull. Will the House and Senate follow through with the impeachment, plunge the country into a nutty war, or will they all sit down for a nice, calm cup of tea and realize that maybe, just maybe, they've taken things a tad too far? Only time will tell. But one thing's for certain: the popcorn industry is rubbing its hands with glee.

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