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In a stunning historical revelation that has left political pundits and economists alike scratching their heads, a team of interdisciplinary researchers has unearthed a previously undiscovered section of the United States Constitution that seems to predict, with uncanny precision, the current trends in economic warfare and its potential impact on future political campaigns.

The newly discovered passage, aptly titled "Article of Ominous Foresight," was cleverly tucked away in the back of a rarely used closet in the National Archives, behind a dusty copy of the Declaration of Independence and a slightly worn-out "How to Host an Awesome BBQ" pamphlet from 1776.

The article, penned by the ghostly hand of Founding Father "John Signer," details a dystopian future where the "Economic Power of State" becomes a weapon of mass political destruction. Signer, whose identity has been confirmed through a series of DNA tests involving a few turkey feathers and a piece of parchment, outlines a sinister scenario where candidates "shall amass their fortunes through the manipulation of fiscal policies, trading allegiances like baseball cards, and leveraging foreign debts to fund campaigns of epic scale."

The document goes on to describe a bleak landscape where "the art of war is no longer about battles fought on foreign soil, but financial skirmishes waged in boardrooms, stock exchanges, and the homes of unsuspecting voters." Signer even forecasts the rise of a new political titan, the "Economarch," a figure who combines the cunning of a Wall Street tycoon with the oratory skills of a classically trained Shakespearean actor.

Experts are baffled by Signer's foresight, particularly his warning that "these Economic Wars shall span the globe, connecting continents in a web of financial dependency and manipulation, so intricate that it could ensnare the most virtuous of statesmen."

The discovery has sparked a frenzy among politicos, who are scrambling to interpret the implications for today's political landscape. Campaign strategists are now debating whether to embrace the tactics outlined by Signer or to denounce them as a fictitious diatribe from a madman with too much time on his hands during the Philadelphia summer of 1787.

Meanwhile, the public is left to ponder the possibility that their Founding Fathers had access to a time machine or, even more plausibly, were simply watching too many reruns of "Game of Thrones" and decided to take a page from the Lannister book of financial wizardry.

As the nation grapples with these revelations, one thing is clear: the political battlefield has become as complex and unpredictable as the stock market on a bad day. And in this new world order, the only thing more powerful than the economy is the ability to spin it.

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