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In a shocking turn of events, the hallowed halls of Congress were transformed into a gladiatorial arena yesterday as Senator Ham Sandwich introduced a bill that many are calling the most audacious power grab in history. The so-called "Omnibus Constitutionional Empowerment Act," or OUCEA for short, seeks to amend the Constitution, effectively rewriting the founding document to grant unprecedented powers to the legislative branch.

The bill, which was introduced without any prior warning or committee hearings, proposes the creation of a new position: the Supreme Head of All Governmental Affairs, a role that would supersede even the President of the United States. The bill's preamble, written in a language so convoluted that legal scholars are already penning doctoral theses attempting to decipher it, asserts that the "highest office" should be the one with the "most power to do the Congress

Congressional leaders from both sides of the aisle have reacted with a fervor usually reserved for the discovery of a new slice of American cheese. Senator Ham Sandwich, the bill's sponsor, declared, "This is not about power, folks. It's about making America grate again!" Meanwhile, Senator Swiss Cheese, a staunch opponent of the bill, accused Senator Ham Sandwich of trying to "shred the Constitution and wrap it around a stick of legislative hubris."

The debate on the Senate floor turned into a cacophony of cheese puns and constitutional law references, with Senators on both sides attempting to outdo each other in a display of rhetorical acrobatics. The situation escalated to such a degree that the Sergeant at Arms had to intervene, not with a sense of reason or calm, but by deploying a giant cheese wheel to physically separate the feuding lawmakers.

As the bill makes its way through the legislative process, fear and excitement ripple through the nation. Some citizens, clutching their pocket Constitutions, fear that this act will lead to the end of democracy as we know it. Others, donning cheese hats and waving banners emblazoned with the faces of the Founding Fathers photoshopped onto slices of ham, cheer on the unprecedented change.

In the midst of this controversy, a group of rogue historians has emerged, claiming that this is, in fact, exactly what the Founding Fathers intended all along. "They wanted a government that could adapt to any situation," one historian explained, "even if that situation is a government so powerful it can change the rules as it goes."

The future of the Constitution and the very fabric of our government hang in the balance as the Senate prepares to vote on the OUCEA. Will they uphold the principles of the founding document, or will they slice and dice the Constitution to suit their own ends? The world watches with bated breath as the showdown continues.

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